[The rasp of those roughened patches sliding against his skin is more than pleasurable for Jack. Nothing like a man with some experience in him under those suits.]

See? I'm good at these sorts of things.

[A wink and Jack shrugs a little as if the whole what he's a captain of isn't all that important. When it comes to uninterested men, Jack is just fine with them. He does enough appreciative looking over and fantasizing for both of them.]

Something like that. And what is it that you do, Phil Coulson besides make other suits sorry they're not hanging on you?