[ Please, honey, this show is for one hooker's eyes only and she ain't in the building. ]

Nobody's saying they're enjoying it, okay, but hey. You're put up in a hotel for free, no bills to worry about, no work, no nagging hostess asking if you wanna jazzercise with prune jobs, no work, and — oh right — no work? That's a kind of scam I can get behind. [ Beat. ] Minus limited breakfast options and a wet bar. That stuff blows really bad and I'd complain about it if there were somebody to complain to.

[ Another bite. ]

Also a lack of people to score from, but I'm just imagining your pain there.