"A bit?" I haven't seen one Consuela hovering around to go and fill my minibars, never mind this travesty going on every morning.

[ yyyyeah Harv would opt for Gotham River water over this swill ]

See, that's the part I don't get. Maybe all the rest of you guys here are crazy — no offense — but me? I'm a regular guy. Joe Schmo, I keep my head down and I do my job and that's it. What the crap did I do to deserve this setup?

[ Woe betide the poor abused corrupt cop. Someone cue the violins. ]