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harvey bullock. ([personal profile] wentalong) wrote in [community profile] checkyourself 2015-03-21 03:37 am (UTC)

Why bagels?

[ Depositing his cup of coffee and his tray of bacon (with a warning glance around in case anybody wants to be a wise guy) on a table, he's going to need both hands for this one. ]

Because the rest of the annoying, creepy sideshow going on here can continue going on as long as I get my little things. That's all I'm after. A cup of joe, a bite of breakfast. With that, I can ignore the fact [ a gesture over here ] that the beds are a lump short of a sugar bowl, [ a gesture over there ] the muzak around here couldn't get gigs as funeral parlor music, and in spite of this joint claiming to be an actual hotel there are zero, [ here accentuated by him making the actual zero with his fingers ] count 'em, zero working girls in the bar.

[ Seriously, how is there a hotel bar and no hookers. Harvey needs his hookers. They will never be Duchess but desperate times, man. ]

You wanna see me smiling? Bagel's not gonna cut it, pal, but it's gonna make things a hell of a lot more civilized.

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