How hard is it to make a goddamned bagel?! [ You reopened this can of worms, blame no one but yourself. Sure, he was being belligerent but he was being belligerent at normal volumes. Now? Nope. ] It's a ring of baked dough! There's gotta be some weirdo baker supplying this freakshow hotel, why the hell not make a simple friggin' bagel?!