[ Jim, don't touch him, that's really rude, okay. Shrugging him off violently, he glares at his very own asshat. You'd think if he'd be free of that annoying flavor of Boy Scout anywhere, it'd be in the Twilight Zone but nope. Noooope. ]

If you want more, ask Stepford Smile over there, I'm sure he'll be happy to get you more [ the rest is shouted over Jim's head at the waiter who gives a carefree nod and grin! ] AS LONG AS IT'S NOT A BAGEL.

[ Deep breath. Okay, indoor voices. ]

...If you want bacon so bad, you can have some but everybody else can take a walk.